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Old 11-26-2006, 01:39 PM
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Default Male Ya Female Check yr knowledge

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender;
For Example...



1. Freezer Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.



2. Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed!



3. Tires -- Male, because they go bald and are often over-inflated.



4. Hot *** Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot *** part.



5. Sponges -- Female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.



6. Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.



7. Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.



8. Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.



9. Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.



10. Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
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