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Old 07-27-2015, 07:32 PM
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Old 07-27-2015, 07:33 PM
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Old 07-27-2015, 07:35 PM
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My life tought me.. Don’t just have career or academic goals. Set goals to give you a balanced, successful life. Balanced means ensuring your health, relationships, mental peace are all in good order. There is no point of getting a promotion on the day of your breakup. There is no fun in driving a car if your back hurts. Shopping is not enjoyable if your mind is full of tensions. Don't take life seriously. Life is not meant to be taken seriously, as we are really temporary here. We are like a prepaid card with limited validity. If we are lucky, we may last another 50 years. And 50 years is just 2,500 weekends. Do we really need to get so worked up? …It's OK, Bunk few classes, score low in couple of papers, take leave from work, fall in love, fight a little with ur spouse... It's ok... We are people, not programmed devices..! "Don't be serious, enjoy Life as it comes"��
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Old 07-27-2015, 07:36 PM
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दर्द दिलों के कम हो जाते​​;​​मैं और तुम अगर हम हो जाते​​;​​कितने हसीन आलम हो जाते​​;​​मैं और तुम गर हम हो जाते।


कुर्बान हो जाऊँ उस सख्श
की हाथों की लकीरों पर
जिसने तुझे माँगा भी नहीं और तुझे
पा भी लिया,
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जो अपने हैं वही तुम्हारी गांड में ऊँगली कर जाते हैं;
वर्ना
गैरों को क्या पता कि तुम्हें इसमें मज़ा आता है।
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Wife : Ek baat bolu??.. . Husband : Bolo. . . . Wife : Maaroge to nahi?. .. . Husbund : Nahi to, kya baat hai?. . . . Wife : mai pregnant hun.. .. . . Husband : Hurray!!! Its gud news,dar kyu rahi thi?? . . Wife : College ke dino mai papa ko bataya tha toh badi maar padi thi..
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एकदा एक मुलगा बस मधे चढला
आणि दरवाजात थांबला ।

कंडक्टर -(मुलाला )-
दरवाज्यात का थांबला आहेस डोक आहे का नाही ............
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मुलगा - मग केस काय तुज्या आईच्या पुच्चिवर उगावल्यात
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फाईल आहे...
Clerk : तर मग ???
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Officer : कपडे तर घालत नाही रताळी ,
आणि लाँन्ड्री च बील 11 लाख दाखविलं...!!!
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एकदा १ लहान मुल स्त्यावर शी करत असतो... .
तो दोनदा हवा सोडतो
पुर्रर्रर्र...
पुर्रर्रर्र... .
डुकरीण आणि तिचे पिल्लु
हे सगळ बघत असतात.
पिल्लु : आई मला भुक लागली आहे. .
डुकरीण : थांब बाळ अजुन एक शिट्टी होउ दे....

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मी तिला म्हणालो, जर तुझ
माझ्यावर प्रेम असेल तर
काळे कपडे घालुन ये !
पण ती लाल कपडे घालुन
आली,
मला वाईट वाटले !
पण जेव्हा ती काँफी प्यायला वाकली तेव्हा
कळले कि ती माझ्यावर
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सर : मुलांनो,
चाफा बोलेना,
चाफा चालेना,
चाफा खंत करि,
काहि केल्या फुलेना.
या कवितेचा अर्थ सांगा.
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मुले : सर, चाफ्याचे लवडे लागलेत.....

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एकदा एक ईग्रंजी बाई एका गांवढळ
बाईला विचारते,
''What is your daily routine?''
गांवढळ बाई : v
आमचे कसलं आलय बाई डेली रूटीन अन् फुटीन,
दिवसा चुलीवर,
अन्
रात्री बुल्लीवर.
नुसता घामचं-घाम...

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एक संख्या मनात धरा.
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तिच्यात ३ मिळवा.
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आता आलेल्या संख्येची दुप्पट करा.
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त्यातून ७ वजा करा.
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आलेली संख्या एका कागदावर लिहा…
आणि आता त्या कागदाची घड़ी करून,
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बोच्यात घाल

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टीचर - बबलु सांग पाहू म्हशी चे दुध काढून झाल्यवर म्हशी वैतागलेल्या का दिसतात?
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बबलु - बाई मला सांगा जर तुमचे कुणी २ तास बॉल दाबले आणि न झवता निघून गेला तर कसा वाटेल?

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सासरे माझे दाबतात
हे मला झावतात
उखाणे काय घायला लावताय
दोघे रोज मिळून
माझी खोलून खोलून मारतात !!

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चांदीसारख्या संडासात
सोन्यावाणी गु,
तुझी आयटम गेली हगायला
आवाज आला पु,
अरे आवाज आला पु
आणि बाहेर आला गु,
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आधी तीचा बोचा धु.

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फुलत नाही तो केवडा नाही
जो डुलत नाही तो बेवडा नाही
अणि जो उठत नहीं तो लवड़ा नाही

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सॉलिड शिवी
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