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Old 07-27-2015, 08:08 PM
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Hilarious Laws which you have not studied in schools:

�� Law of equality :

The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal you in 5 minutes!
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�� Law of Queue:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
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�� Law of Telephone:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.��
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�� Law of Mechanical Rep***:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
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�� Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.��
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��Bath Theorem:

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
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�� Law of Encounters:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
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�� Law of the Result:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
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�� Law of Bio mechanics:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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�� Theatre Rule:

People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last. ��
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�� Law of Coffee:

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold. ��
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�� Law of Proposal :

After you accept a proposal you will get a better one...

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�� Law of getting late

When you reach early for something it will never starts on time

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�� Law of exam

If you didn't read a page which is of least importance, first question will be from that page only. 
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Maulvi Saheb 'Fashion TV' Dekh Rahe The.

Ek Aadmi- "Maulvi Saheb, Aap bhi ?"

Maulvi- "Miya "ALLAH" kasam, yakin maano, nafrat ki nigaaho se dekh raha hu
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Kya mai yee thread band kar du kyuki koi message to kar nahi raha hai
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आयुष्य म्हणजे...
एक संध्याकाळ, चार मित्र, चार कप चहा, आणि एक टेबल...
आयुष्य म्हणजे...
चार गाड्या, दहा मित्र, सुट्टे पैसे आणि एक मोकळा रस्ता...
...
आयुष्य म्हणजे...
एका मित्राचे घर, हलका पाऊस आणि गप्पा...
आयुष्य म्हणजे...
कॉलेज चे मित्र, बंक केलेले लेक्चर, तीन्घांत एक वडापाव आणि बिलावरून भांडण...
आयुष्य म्हणजे...
फोन उचलल्यावर मित्राची शिवी आणि sorry बोलल्यावर आणखीन एक शिवी...
आयुष्य म्हणजे...
तीन वर्षा नंतर अचानक जुन्या मित्राचा एक SMS , धुळीत पडलेला फोटो आणि डोळ्यात आलेले अश्रू...!!! :')
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एक बार एक HARYANVI ने जेल में बंद अपने बेटे
को पत्र लिखा... " बेटा मुझे खेतो में आलू बोने है लेकिन में
बुड्डा हो गया हूँ इसलिए खेतो में खुदाई
नहीं कर
पा रहा हूँ..काश की तू यहाँ होता तो हम मिलकर
आलू बो देते...अब मुझे अकेले ही पूरा खेत
खोदना पड़ेगा.." बेटे ने वापस पत्र लिखा - बापू तू पागल
हो गया है क्या? तू खेत मत खोदना वहा मेने
हथियार छुपा रखे हैं...अगर तूने खेत खोद दिए
तो में बर्बाद हो जाऊंगा...
लैटर भेजते ही दुसरे दिन कई पुलिस वाले उस
किसान के खेत पर गए और हथियार ढूंढ़ने के लिए
पूरा खेत खोद डाला..लेकिन वहा उन्हें एक
भी हथियार नहीं मिला..
बेटे ने वापस पत्र लिखा - बापू अब तू खेत में
आलू बो देना..मैं जेल से तेरी इतनी ही मदद कर
सकता हूँ...
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fir ungli karenge
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Heights of irritating someone:

T.T - Ticket dikhao
Santa - Aa lo ji.

T.T - Eh ta purani ticket hai.

Santa - toh train kaunsi tere baap ne aaj hi showroom se nikalwai hai.!!

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Old 07-27-2015, 08:12 PM
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Tough Mathematics question
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If a man is in bed with 2 women, how many animals are there in the bed?
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Answer = 14
3 Asses +
6 Calves +
2 Pussies +
2 Chicks +
1 Cock
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= 14

Maths ke itihaas ki maa behen!!
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किसी को महोब्बत की सच्चाई मार डालेगी,
किसी को महोब्बत की गहराई मार डालेगी,
कर के महोब्बत कोई नहीं बचेगा,
जो बच गया उसे तनहाई मार डालेगी.
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Old 07-27-2015, 08:15 PM
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>>>>NHB :roll:
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