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Old 07-27-2015, 07:37 PM
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what sexy date of today.
saath me choda
(7/MAY/14)
enjoy it.
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Lol :-)
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Old 07-27-2015, 07:37 PM
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सोचा ना था कभी
ऐसी दोस्ती होगी,
साथ मेरे आप लोगों जैसी
हस्ती होगी,
जन्नत की गलियों के
ख्वाब क्यूँ देखूं,
अगर हम सारे दोस्त
साथ होंगे तो नरक में भी
मस्ती होगी....
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Old 07-27-2015, 07:38 PM
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हम तो ऐसे ही उदास बैठे बैठे पानी में पत्थर फेंक रहे थे...
अचानक एक मेंढक पानी से निकला...
और बोला...... तू पानी में तो आ साले बताता हु तुझे
अपनी वाली के चक्कर में तूने मेरी वाली का सर फोड़ दिया .
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Prize winning message of the year-.
आजकल के बच्चे और उनके सवाल !

बबली- टीचर टीचर ! 'बस' मेल है या फीमेल?

टीचर ने सोचा- सच ए क्यूट क्वेस्चन !

तभी अचानक दूसरे बच्चे बंटी ने जवाब दिया- टीचर टीचर ! बस फ़ीमेल होती है।

बबली- ऐसा क्यों?

बंटी- क्योंकि सब लोग उस पर चढ़ते हैं| ईडियट |

टीचर यह उत्तर सुन कर सकते में आ जाती है।

बबली फ़िर उत्सुकता से पूछती है- अगर बस फीमेल है, और सब उस पर चढ़ते हैं तो उसके बच्चे क्यों नहीं होते?

टीचर और तनाव में आ जाती है।

बंटी फ़िर जवाब देता है- क्योंकि सब उस पर पीछे से चढ़ते हैं । डफर ।

टीचर शर्म से पानी पानी ।

लेकिन बबली के सवाल अभी खत्म नहीं हुए-

माना कि सभी पीछे से चढ़ते हैं, पर ड्राइवर और कंडक्टर तो आगे से चढ़ते है । फिर बच्चे क्यों नहीं होते?

टीचर की साँस रुक रुक कर चलने लगती है।

बंटी सारे शक दूर करते हुए उत्तर देता है - क्योंकि वो दोनों टोपी पहन कर चढ़ते हैं।
टीचर बेहोश ।

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Old 07-27-2015, 07:39 PM
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Bhai ye NHB kya hai
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Good morning friends
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Old 07-27-2015, 07:40 PM
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365 nights of an Indian woman:
60 nights periods
55 nights headaches
50 nights I am tired
40 nights I have to get up early
35 nights I am not well
25 nights the kids are awake
20 nights will do tomorrow
35 nights aaj fast hai
45 nights aaj mummy k ghar jana hai..!
Ab batao Banda Bangkok na jaye to kya kare.
Ye msg jisne b banaya hoga ..kamine ne kitna dimag lagaya hoga...

A Case Study on Wedding Decisions:

[Averge marital life 30 yrs]

COST: Marige expenses- Rs.1000000

Mthly expen-Rs.20000

Wifes mthly maintainence- Rs.5000

RETURNS:

SEX First 5 yrs- Weekly 3 Times.

Next 5 yrs- Weekly 1 Time.

Next 10 yrs -Once in 15 days.

Next 10 yrs -Once in a month.

MEANING:

1400 times sex in 30 yrs 4 an estimated expenditure of 7200000 + 1000,000 spent on wedding @ 7% for 30 years as per current FD Int rate

= 62420000

CALCULATIONS:

A Man spends Rs.54000 for each time he has Sex with his Wife.

CONCLUSION:

Outsourcing is cheaper!

Paisa aapka faisla aapka..!!
Ye jankari janhit me jaari.
Jaago Grahak Jaago!
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रात को पी शराब तो रात कट गई...
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दिन को किया हिसाब तो गांड फट गई ।
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जिंदगी की हक़ीकत सिर्फ इतनी होती है;जब जागता है इंसान तो किस्मत सोती है;इंसान जिस पर अपना हक़ खुद से ज्यादा समझता है;वो अमानत अक्सर किसी और की होती है!
उसे कह दो अपनी खास हिफाजत कीया करे --- बेशक सासें उसकी हैं मगर जान तो वो मेरी है"
बड़ी मुश्किल से बना हूँ टूट जाने के बाद,
मैं आज भी रो देता हूँ मुस्कुराने के बाद..
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