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Old 07-27-2015, 07:41 PM
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This PJ will kill ur sleep seriously ......


Joke of the day....
19 Sardars went for a film together.
Someone askd them : Why they came in such a big group of 19?

They replied : Film is only for above 18....
Bolo tararara
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Old 07-27-2015, 07:42 PM
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महिला ग्रामर टीचर: "रवि मेरा दूध नहीं पीता"
इस वाक्य में रवि क्या है?

छात्र: "रवि चूतिया है, आप हमें एक मौका दीजिये."
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wife:- Tame Mari 1 Pan Vaat Sathe Sahmat Nathi Thata.
Hu shu Murkh 6u?
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husband:-
Saru Chal Aa Vaat Ma Hu Sahmat Thau 6u bus.....khush..?
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Old 07-27-2015, 07:43 PM
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जिंदगी के 8 हिस्से होते है...

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गेम ओव्हर... भाई...!!!

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विवाह वह खुब़सुरत जंगल हे जहॉ बहादूर शेरो का शिकार सुन्दर हिरणियॉ करती हे
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Main ne samndar se seekha hai jeene ka saleeka
Chup chap se behna.....Apni mauj mein rehna...
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Old 07-27-2015, 07:43 PM
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Sabse Pavitr cheez agar hai to wo hai Lauda-
Bcoz
Lauda
Bahut POLITE hai,
Hmesha Jhuka rehta hai.

Lauda
Dayalu hai,
Har Ladki ki Goad bharta hai.

Lauda
Asli Guru hai, Wo apne 2 Chelo ka
saath nahi chodta.

Lauda me saadgi hai wo choti si
Gufa me raat guzarta hai

Lauda Aadrniya hai
Wo har Naari ko dekh k khada ho
jata hai.

Lauda
Chahe kitna modo marodo usme
se Amrit hi niklta hai,
Jisse ye Srishti chalti hai..

Proud to be a LAUDA-Dhari....
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Nanpan thi 2 vastu j mali




Sex na name muthiya..

Ane mitro badha chutiya..
Jindagi ma aavu pan thay 6e


Jene chaho 6o tene koik bijo chodi jay 6e,



Je lodi ne prem karo te 6invay jay 6e,



Je malyu 6e benchod te lutay jay 6e,



Aankho ma fakt bhoshda jeva aansu rahi jay 6e,



Khushi to khushi benchod gam pan bevafa bani jay 6e,



Tame hasta hoy ane eni maa ne chodu aankho radti dekhay 6e,



Tame jene bhuli sakta nathi te, bhosdini tamne bhuli jay 6e,



Thodi palo pa6i jindagi set thay jay 6e,



Tya to paachi yado yad banine magaj ni maa chodi jay 6e,



Chutiya bani ne 'PREM' nu balidan aapi jindagi to jivi levay 6e,



Pan pa6i bhagvan same ek j fariyad thay jay 6e k...

"Eni maa ne chodu bhosdinu...aavu mari sathe j kem thay 6e!!!"😆
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Views 606 Aur comments kewal 4

Bahut naa insafi hai bhai
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