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Old 07-27-2015, 08:04 PM
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Girl - Aaj Aisa "SEX" Karo Ki Meri Chillane Ki Aawaj Dur Dur Tak Sunai De

Santa Ne CONDOM Par LAL MIRCH Lagai.
Bas Fir kya ....
M.D.H Ka Tadka
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एका मुलाचे लग्न जमले..!!
मुलगी खुपच सुंदर होती...
दोघ जण दिवस रात्र whatsapp वर गप्पा मारत असत..
मग त्यांचे लग्न झाले..
आणि
शेवटी ती मंगलमय रात्र आली...
त्या रात्री मुलगा तिचा घुंगट उचलून म्हणाला :
" तु खरच खुप सुंदर आहेस.. तुला काय गिफ्ट करु.? "
मुलगी लाजुन म्हणाली :
पुलच्या आथवड्यात दम्मू ततमीर ला दाउया..
तात्पर्य :
कमीत कमी एक फोन तर केला असता..
आता कळला whatsapp चा परीणाम..!
आता जा दम्मु ततमीर ला..!!
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:claps::claps:
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Heights of irritating someone:

✔Ek aur...

Dr:Kaise aana hua?

Patient: Doctorsaab tabiyat theek nahi hain

Dr: Sharab peete ho?

Patient: Peeta to hoon, par chhota peg hi banana. I'm not feeling well !

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गर्मी की दोहरी ख़ुशी :
1. अपनी पत्नी मइके जाती है
2. अपने मोहल्ले की पुरानी सहेली मइके में आती है !
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Old 07-27-2015, 08:05 PM
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न वो मुझे जानती थी


और न मै ऊसे जानता था
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बस रेट की बात हुई
और मामला सेट हो गया 
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Old 07-27-2015, 08:06 PM
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Nikaah K Baad Dulha- Maulvi saaheb aapki Fees kitni hui?
.
Maulvi : Janaab, Begum Ki Khubsurti K Mutabik De do..
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Dulhe Miya Ne 10 ka note De Diye aur uth kar jaane lage.
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Achanak Hawa Se Dulhan Ka Ghunghat Uth Gaya.
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Maulvi : Ama Miya Baki paise To Lete jao...
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Old 07-27-2015, 08:07 PM
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मी एका हाँटेलमध्ये गेलो. वडापाव संपवून मी चहा घेतला.
तेवढ्यात तिथे एक ५०-५५ वर्षाची बाई आली.

डोक्यावर भल मोठ जळणाचं ओझ तिनं बाजूला टाकल. कुठेतरी एखादा
काळा केस, कपाळावरती मोठी कूंकुवाची छटा.
घामामुळे कूंकुवाचा लाल रंग भुवईपर्यत आलेला, धारदार नाक, सूरकुतलेले
हात, तिन-चारजोड देऊन हातानेच शिवलेल नववारी लुगड आणि चोळी असा
काही तिचा वेश होता....

नुस्तच कालवण मिळल का गं बाई? माझ्याकडं भाकर हाय.
तिचा होकार मिळताच काळपट फडक्यातून त्या बाईन शिळी भाकर काढली. आणि दिलेल्या कालावणावर अधाशिपणान खाऊ लागली.

मी विचार करायला लागलो. आपण पैसे द्यावे का? हिला कुणीच नसेल का? आणि असेल तर अशी वेळ का यावी तिच्यावर?

इतक्यात तिची भाकरी संपण्याच्या आत ती हाँटेलवाली मुलगी म्हणाली,
आजी, मिसळपाव घ्या, पैसे नाही घेणार!

पोरी, आज खाईन पोटभरून पण उदया?? 'ती आजी बाई म्हणाली'

तुम्हाला मुलबाळ नाही का? 'मुलगी म्हणाली'

त्यावर त्या म्हणाल्या,
तसंनाय काय, पोरगा मोठा, सायब हाय, परदेशाला इंजीनियर हाय पण
त्याला येळच न्हाय!

कानाखाली कोणीतरी जोराची चपराक मारावी आणि त्याचा आवाज मेंदूपर्यत घुमावा तसे हे शब्दमाझ्या कानावर पडले आणि विचारांच काहूर माजल.

माणूसइतका बदलतो का?

आपल संपूर्ण आयुष्य वाहून घेणा-या या माऊलीची त्याला क्षणभरही आठवण येत नसेल का? आणि सगळच अनुत्तरीत होत.

माझी चेहरा खाली घालूत मी आता विचार करीत होतो.
इतक्यात माझ्या पाठीवर तोच थरथरता हात फिरला.

मी वरती पाहील तर तिच बाई मला म्हणाली.
इतका विचार करु नकोस बाळा,
तुझ्या आई-बापाला निट जप म्हणजे झाल.......

मगतर मेल्याहून मेल्यासारख झाल.
मी आता फक्त रडायचाच बाकी होतो.

कारण एका क्षणात माझ पूर्ण अंतरंग त्या माऊलीन वाचलं.

पण आम्हाला आमच्याच आई-वडीलांच थोडस दु:खसुद्धा कधीच जाणता येत नाही.
जिवनाच्या सचोटीत एवढं शिक्षण घेऊनही आम्ही अगदीच अडाणी वाटतो यांच्यासमोर!

कुठ शिक्षण घेतल असेल यांनी हे.
सेटलमेंट,न्यू जा ँब, इनक्रिमेंट, प्रमोशनच्या घोळात आम्ही ही आमची माणसं कुठ हरवुन बसतो आम्हालाच कळत नाही. डोक जड झाल.

मी उठलो आणि चालू लागलो.
शेजारच्या जिल्हापरिषदे च्या शाळेत मास्तर मूलांना विचारत होते. आपण काय
शिकलो?

मी मनाशीच उत्तर दिलं, आयुष्यात इंजिनिअर नाही होता आल तरी चालेल पण
चांगला, जबाबदार माणूस जरुर व्हायच ....
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Old 07-27-2015, 08:07 PM
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Govt. has passed a new rule ...
Beautiful girls & handsome boys have to pay "Personality Tax" !

Don't smile, I know you all are safe but ... meri to waat lag gayi na..
Hehehehehehe
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Old 07-27-2015, 08:08 PM
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हर रिश्ते मे सिर्फ नूर बरसेगा,
शर्त बस इतनी है
की
रिश्ते में शरारते करो,
साजिशें नहीं.…!!!
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